Not Notable But Maybe You’d Like To Hire Me Anyway

It’s been a real shitty couple of weeks, I’m not going to lie. I went off to my Dutch language fully immersive residency program with high hopes and a pep in my step, but right away it was trouble. The… Continue Reading…


Don’t Worry or Kill Your Darlings

Every morning I greet my works in progress and choose which one is speaking to me, it’s tricky because I have to be in the right mood and frame of mind for each one. For The Magazine, I have to… Continue Reading…


So What If I’m Having a Midlife Crisis?

Who is the writer, actor, musician, artist whose work you so relate to you know if you met them and became friends with them it would be like Elton John meeting Bernie Taupin and you’d create amazing, life changing work… Continue Reading…


Learning Dutch (For Real, Finally)

We are eligible to apply for permanent residency next year, and we’re facing the reality of how slowly our Dutch has progressed in the four years we’ve been living here. People often ask if you need to know Dutch in… Continue Reading…


Elvis & the Pixies

Summer’s stretching on, it feels slow this year like summers from my childhood. Navigating the record heat waves in Europe doesn’t get easier, but we’ve managed the last couple pretty well, we keep the house dark and closed all day… Continue Reading…


We’ve Mostly Gone Feral

James and JW have been in the States for a little more than a week now and I’ve pretty much been living life as a bog troll, though I did put on a cute dress and meet friends in the… Continue Reading…


Pirate Shippers Forever

We went to Efteling with my sister’s family when they were visiting and I took my little nephew on the pirate ship ride and absolutely blew his mind. He’s a tiny Tasmanian devil, his body and mind are bursting with… Continue Reading…


Everyone I Love Came to Amsterdam and Now They’re Gone and I’m Sad

Welp, It’s two weeks since my Midsommar Night’s Dream, Alice in Wonderland, Garden of Earthly Delights summer solstice party happened and I don’t know what to do with myself. I spent so much time and energy dreaming about and planning… Continue Reading…


A Midsommar Night’s Dream

I had a dream everyone I love came to a castle in Amsterdam and we had the most magical night the world has ever known. The thing is, my dreams have a way of coming true. My Midsommar Night’s Dream… Continue Reading…


Midsommar Vengeance Bear for Summer Solstice

We’re making a Midsommar vengeance bear for our Summer Solstice castle party which you can read about if you click HERE. If you have not watched the movie Midsommar, you are missing out and may not fully grasp the concept,… Continue Reading…